RULES FOR HOSTING THE PERFECT PARTY

1. Invite Everyone You Know: Because nothing says "great party" like mixing your boss with your wild college friends. Awkward silences are *so* last year

2. Start the Party with a Bang: Or, you know, just start it two hours late. Let your guests question their life choices while they wait.

3. Don’t Bother with RSVPs: It’s a surprise party—for you! Who doesn’t love guessing how much food to buy or if anyone will actually show up?

4. Overcomplicate the Theme: Why settle for “Luau” when you can have “1920s Speakeasy meets Space Cowboy”? If your guests aren’t confused, you’re not doing it right.

5. No Decorations Needed: Just dim the lights and call it “mood lighting.” Dust bunnies add character.

6. Serve ‘Experimental’ Food: Everyone loves a good mystery. Is it chicken? Is it tofu? Only time (and maybe a stomachache) will tell.

7. Set the Perfect Playlist: Nothing gets people in the party spirit like a playlist that jumps from death metal to Celine Dion’s greatest hits. You’re welcome.

8. Leave Cleanup for Tomorrow: Or better yet, don’t clean up at all. Let your guests wade through last night’s carnage next time they visit. It’s a great conversation starter.

9. Make the Dress Code a Challenge: Black tie, but make it casual. Pajamas encouraged, but formal shoes required. Let’s see who can figure that one out.

10. Have Zero Exit Strategy: Let the party run until your last guest falls asleep on your couch. Bonus points if they wake up, confused, during your Monday morning Zoom meeting.

11. Top it Off with a Group Photo: Right after the food coma kicks in and everyone’s mascara is halfway down their face. #NoFilterNeeded Follow these rules, and you’re guaranteed a party that no one will forget—no matter how hard they try

Don’t Panic - A party is supposed to be fun! Let us handle the stress, so you can focus on enjoying yourself.
Forget the Last Party - Don’t compare. This is your event, and we’re making it one to remember,
not a rerun.
Embrace the Unexpected - The best parties have a little surprise. Trust us, we’ve got something up our sleeve that’ll wow your guests.
Be Bold - Want to go big? Do it. We’re all about making a statement, so don’t hold back.
Relax and Let Go - You've hired us for a reason. Sit back, have a drink, and let us do what we do best—throw an unforgettable party without the BS.

Or if you’ve decided to use us for just the ideas.. remember these tips!

The Party Planner’s Commandments for a Legendary Bash:

1. Thou shalt not run out of booze a dry party is a cry party. Stock up like it’s the apocalypse.

2. Always have a backup plan (and a backup for the backup) the unexpected will happen. Be the one who’s ready with duct tape, a playlist, and extra chairs.

3. Mix up the guest list, not the drama diversity is delightful—chaos is not. Choose your invitees wisely.

4. Thou shalt have killer tunes a great playlist is your secret weapon. Keep it upbeat, and always have a dance anthem ready.

5. Feed them well, or forever hold their grudges, hangry guests are hostile guests. Keep the snacks flowing, and no skimping on the cheese plate.

6. Decorations should spark joy, not overwhelm go big, but not cluttered. Balance pizzazz with practicality (and make sure people can still find the bathroom).

7. A good theme is like a good joke: don’t overdo it pick a theme and commit, but don’t drown in it. No one wants to wear a feather boa all night.

8. The guest of honor deserves the spotlight (but not all night) celebrate them, but let everyone else have fun too. It’s a party, not a roast.

9. Have an exit strategy (for you and your guests) know when to say goodnight—and when to help someone else say it. The irish goodbye is a skill, not a sin.

10. Remember: it’s your party too! Don’t forget to enjoy yourself. A stressed host makes for stressed guests. Let loose and join the fun!

Follow these rules, and your party will be one for the books—maybe even one for the legends!